Me in front of the Eiffel Tower

Canada to France (no walking yet!)

My partner, Jacob, dropped me at the Calgary airport bright and early. My flight left on time and arrived early in Montreal due to a tail wind. I was able to find a corner of the airport with reclined chairs and grab a nap.

When I checked in for my flight to Paris, I was assigned an aisle seat. Not ideal for sleeping but whatever! I’d make it work. I ate my not-at-all weird dinner of boxed Mac & cheese out of a re-used ice cream tub (which got through security again!)

We boarded at 11pm Montreal time, which was actually 8pm in the time zone my brain was in, so I wasn’t tired yet. Scored the ‘no one sitting beside me’ airplane magic! I watched a movie and then tried to get some sleep by laying across both seats.

Made it to France!

I landed in Paris at noon Paris time… Which I think was basically the middle of the night for my brain. I managed to find the rapid-bus to City center and off I went. Watching out the window was a bit intense…. traffic was crazy! Motorcycles, scooters and bikes splitting lanes, people merging aggressively, taxis being crazy. Glad I was not driving!

I walked to my hostel, but of course had to get coffee on the way. What I learned is that I want a ‘cafe noisette’, not a ‘cafe au lait’, and that my French is still passable. There is a ‘knowing look’ of ‘I understand you but that was not graceful’ which is good enough for me!

This was my first hostel experience! I wanted to go to sleep right away, but in an attempt to adjust to the time zone, I thought I should wait until at least evening.

So! What to do in Paris? It was only a 20-minute walk to the Eiffel tower. I was more impressed with the massive public park in front of it though! There was an unmistakable liquor-fueled Bocce Ball tournament happening. It appeared to be a professional social of some sort, since everyone was in suites. Hilarious.

I needed to stay awake for about 4 hours, so I kept walking, over the river and through some more gardens. I circled back to my hostel and stopped at a ‘Monoprix’ supermarket. A FULL WEDGE OF BRIE CHEESE WAS ONLY €1.25! Yes…yes, I bought it.

After my complete and balanced dinner, I went to bed at 8:30PM local time. Passably late in my opinion.